That's what the bar owner always used to say at the hoot owl in college.....it was his reply to everything.  Scary isn't it?  kinda fitting on halloween.

so, i just sent out an email entitled "scary marketing" cause it fit with halloween and cause we just launched our free t-shirt program.  anyone can go on our site, design a t-shirt and order it just for the cost to ship it to them ($5.99).  it's kinda scary to give away the product you're trying to sell...cause you worry that you won't have any business cause everyone will order free t-shirts.  It's also scary for the customer that is sure there's a 'catch'.  to make it not so scary i thought up why we're offering free t-shirts and why the customer should believe its really free:

1. We pay google over $1 per-click for folks to visit our site..
1a...and not all these folks buy..
1b...so we need a lot of $1 clicks to get a sale (more money)
1c....this turns out to be a LOT of money every month

2. SO, instead of paying google, we'd rather give you a free t-shirt because...
2b...most folks like getting free stuff
2c...getting a free t-shirt with your design is even cooler
2d....and we get to impress you with a great product, customized and shipped in 2-3 days

3. AND we hope you tell your friends to make this scenario even more cost effective....then we can give you more free tees!!

4. So, its really a trade-off.  pay google or give you a free custom t-shirt.  I think the answer is the same for potential customer and our business.

Please order your free custom t-shirt at www.corporatecasuals.com/FREEshirt and help us not pad google's stock price!